The Duggars
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Today, I have something of utmost importance to discuss on an urgent breaking news story.
Sorry. Just can't seem to let this one go. She's having another one?
In case you haven't heard heard, and really, who hasn't... Yes, Jim Bob (love this name) and Michelle Duggar of the TLC show "18 Kids and Counting" are expecting their 19th child.
My sister was quick to share the news with me after hearing it on the "Today" show. That is, after we of course discussed other matters, such as the state of the economy, health care and global warming.
This woman basically has been pregnant for 12 years. (Again sorry, but as my sister would say, "There's no way she doesn't pee a little when she laughs.")
Not that I'm judging at all. Nope, to each his or her own.
Instead, I think we should take this opportunity to help the family name this child-to-be. After all, it can't be easy coming up with all those names.
As you may or may not know, all of their children's names begin with the letter, "J."
Ranging in age from about 8 months to 21, the children are Jordyn-Grace, Jennifer, Johannah, Jackson, Justin, James, Jason, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Joy-Anna, Josiah, Joseph, Jinger, Jessa, Jill, John-David, Jana and Joshua.
So here are a few of my suggestions:
Just-which-one-are-you-again Duggar
Joe not-to-be-confused-with Jordyn, Jennifer, Johannah, Jackson, Justin, James, Jason, Jermeiah, Jeddiah, Joy, Josiah, Joseph, Jinger, Jessa, Jill, John, Jana or Joshua Duggar
Joining-the-family-no-joke Duggar
Jumpin'-jack-flash-Jim-Bob! Duggar
