‘Band Hero,’ ‘Lego Rock Band’ duel for family-friendly glory
Musical video games are already family-friendly.
There’s no violence, and their developers have already weeded out most of the sex and drugs in rock ’n’ roll. And just about anyone can pick up a fake guitar, microphone or a pair of drumsticks and figure out what to do with it.
But Activision and MTV Games, the publishers of “Guitar Hero” and “Rock Band,” respectively, want to make sure that even the youngest gamer is on board. So both companies have introduced more wholesome versions of their rock franchises, hoping to infect preteens with the musical bug.
Activision’s entry is “Band Hero.” MTV’s would-be gateway drug, published by Warner Bros., is “Lego Rock Band.” Both titles feature the same gameplay as their parent titles, but the gigs have moved out of dingy rock clubs and into more fanciful, all-ages spaces.
The success of a music game, though, depends a lot on what songs you get to play. So, let’s conduct a battle of the bands.
Number of tracks
“Lego Rock Band”: 45.
“Band Hero”: 65.
Winner: “Band Hero.”
Special celebrity guests
LRB: Queen, David Bowie, Iggy Pop – in Lego form.
BH: Taylor Swift, No Doubt, Maroon 5’s Adam Levine.
Winner: “Lego Rock Band.”
Great songs
LRB: Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock,” Supergrass’ “Grace,” Blur’s “Song 2.”
BH: Marvin Gaye’s “I Heard It Through the Grapevine,” Santigold’s “L.E.S. Artistes,” the Mighty Mighty Bosstones’ “The Impression That I Get.”
Winner: “Band Hero.”
Novelties
LRB: Ray Parker Jr.’s “Ghostbusters,” Queen’s “We Will Rock You.”
BH: The Village People’s “Y.M.C.A.,” Devo’s “Whip It.”
Winner: “Band Hero.”
Jackson 5 song
LRB: “I Want You Back.”
BH: “ABC.”
Winner: “Lego Rock Band.”
Counting Crows song
LRB: “Accidentally in Love.”
BH: “Angels of the Silences.”
Winner: Neither.
SFlbDownloadable songs
LRB: The “Rock Band” franchise has nearly 1,000 downloadable tracks, though some won’t work in “Lego Rock Band.”
BH: The company’s Web site lists 167 downloadable “Band Hero” tunes.
Winner: “Lego Rock Band.”
Approach to adult material
LRB: The track list is pretty clean, and it won’t let you play raunchier downloadable tracks. Electric Six’s “Gay Bar” is out.
BH: Sex and drug references are dropped out of lyrics. But seriously, what is the Rolling Stones’ filthy “Honky Tonk Women” doing in a kids’ game?
Winner: “Lego Rock Band.”
Character customization
LRB: You can turn your whole family into Lego figurines.
BH: You can build your own rockers, or import Xbox or Wii avatars.
Winner: “Lego Rock Band,” for sheer adorability.
Settings
LRB: Whimsical fantasy stages like a haunted house, a pirate ship and outer space.
BH: More realistic spaces like a mall, an outdoor festival and, um, outer space.
Winner: “Lego Rock Band.”
Overall, I had more fun playing “Lego Rock Band,” and I prefer its mix of single-song challenges and multi-song gigs. But “Band Hero” is a lively way to jam with the whole family as well.
