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Greener pastures

To the Editor:

I extrapolated, as I walked my neighborhood this morning, the following:

Those whose lawns are brilliant green in this mother of all droughts are those enamored with chlorophyll and probably with themselves. (Details of how I extrapolated this shall remain mine.)

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