To the Editor:
The Senate votes 91 out of 100 to send billions of your next month’s paycheck to people who hate us more than they did before. We send Egyptian Muslims billions to murder every Jew in the neighborhood. We apologize to Libyan Muslims who murder four Americans and ignore their families. Duh.
Where are the young people (Occupy Wall Street)? They’re waiting in line for the $600 iPhone drinking $5 coffee writing on their $700 iPad wearing $200 sneakers, and those are just the ones on welfare. See your future (youtube, “Crowder in Detroit”) and the financial cliff, then watch Greece and others succumb to Newton’s law. Lets dig up Ben Franklin (“those that sacrifice liberty for freedom deserve neither”) and ask him how we’re doing. Duh.
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