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Penkava: A Eureka! moment: 'Discoveries' not new

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As I investigated this concept, I found that there have been a whole lot of explorers who discovered things that were already known. For example, you know who “discovered” the Mississippi River? Mr. Hernando de Soto. It doesn’t matter that long before him the Indians called it “Misi-zibi,” meaning “Great River.” Yep, just step right up, name a place, and go down in history. It sounds like a pretty good gig to me.

In fact, not too long ago someone tried it. Back in 1992, an Indian chief from the Chippewa Tribe and his entourage flew to Italy. When they disembarked their Alitalia airliner they promptly claimed Italy for the Indian people. The chief stood there on the tarmac of Fiunicino Airport and took possession of Italy by “Right of Discovery.” The fact that Italy had been populated for centuries did not matter, as it didn’t to Columbus in the Caribbean centuries earlier. The chief stated, “What right had Columbus to discover America when it was already inhabited for thousands of years? The same right that I have to come now to Italy and claim to have discovered your country.”

Oops, Columbus. I think the chief has a point there. But interestingly, as far as I know, Italy is not an Indian Territory and there is no plaque in the Rome airport that marks the spot of that great discovery by the 20th century Indians.

And so the legacy of the explorers goes. Perhaps what we read in our old history books is lacking a bit of accuracy, much less honesty. But wouldn’t it be nice if the Age of Discovery was still in fashion? Then I could walk into Country Donuts, plant myself on a counter stool, and lay claim to the people, land and the dough of their domain. Not to mention all the Boston creams I can eat.


• Michael Penkava is a retired teacher who taught for 35 years at West Elementary School in Crystal Lake. He recommends the book, “Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong,” by James W. Loewen. He also recommends the Boston Creams at Country Doughnuts. He can be reached at mikepenkava@comcast.net.

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