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His perfect world

Published: Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:30 a.m. CST

To the Editor:

In William G. Parrot’s perfect world, all the no-good, lying liberals would be banished forever, along with moderates and independents.

In his perfect world, there just wouldn’t be any room for anyone who wasn’t a right-wing conservative.

In his perfect world, Rush Limbaugh would be president and Ann Coulter first lady. He would beam with pride as they asked him for his sage advice.

At night in his room in his perfect world, he would look into his magic mirror and utter those famous words, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of us all?”

Joseph J. Alfe


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