http://nwherald.comThe latest news from the nwherald.com websiteen-usPolitics. Religion. Baby names.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/16/r_hy_6v6koq4ca8bjcnsvcxa/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/16/r_hy_6v6koq4ca8bjcnsvcxa/index.xmlTue, 17 Nov 2009 07:15:00 GMTSomeone was telling me that before he broke into journalism, he was a Professional Petroleum Transferal Technician. Huh?http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/09/r_ojuzthisreivqfztihmaxg/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/09/r_ojuzthisreivqfztihmaxg/index.xmlTue, 10 Nov 2009 07:15:00 GMTGot noseprints on your oven window?http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/02/r_2bfgrgwutkcogtivxeyxoa/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/11/02/r_2bfgrgwutkcogtivxeyxoa/index.xmlTue, 03 Nov 2009 07:15:00 GMTI like to read in my little house that sits where a prairie used to be.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/26/r_01p9rzwwsc6r27nim65mjw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/26/r_01p9rzwwsc6r27nim65mjw/index.xmlTue, 27 Oct 2009 06:15:00 GMTCheck out the story on safely dressing your pets for Halloween on the cover of Slice today.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/19/r_dfsloh5htni21u1xvzvgiq/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/19/r_dfsloh5htni21u1xvzvgiq/index.xmlTue, 20 Oct 2009 06:15:00 GMTYou have to appreciate the person who, in planning a Halloween costume, totally loses his mind.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/12/r_6p_ojronssmqccidptxoa/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/10/12/r_6p_ojronssmqccidptxoa/index.xmlTue, 13 Oct 2009 06:15:00 GMTI now own a carefully arranged dandelion and leaf bouquet and can name “The Wonder Pets.”http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/28/r_us3jyidnrloezt74viouw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/28/r_us3jyidnrloezt74viouw/index.xmlTue, 29 Sep 2009 06:15:00 GMTDust off the carpeted cube and the “Autumn Woods” roll-up backdrop.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/21/r_cvbwk_uzsec4bjyneurdg/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/21/r_cvbwk_uzsec4bjyneurdg/index.xmlTue, 22 Sep 2009 06:15:00 GMT“Guiding Light” is leaving the airways Friday after decades of storytelling.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/11/r_wnrqnhekr1s35jkmrvqpyw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/11/r_wnrqnhekr1s35jkmrvqpyw/index.xmlTue, 15 Sep 2009 06:15:00 GMTI think I’m going to build a steel-reinforced reading bunker in my second bedroom. There will be a combination lock that can’t be tampered with unless you own a pair of opposable thumbs.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/04/r_j6ubhqfusjoklbkcz71tqw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/09/04/r_j6ubhqfusjoklbkcz71tqw/index.xmlTue, 08 Sep 2009 06:15:00 GMTThis is what happens when I don’t get enough sleep over the weekend. My attention span kind of – what were we talking about?http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/31/r_4cbuowgrta2bkyrpurrfw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/31/r_4cbuowgrta2bkyrpurrfw/index.xmlTue, 01 Sep 2009 06:15:00 GMTThe human mind is an amazing thing.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/24/r_jrpvennqys4je3lr7m0w/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/24/r_jrpvennqys4je3lr7m0w/index.xmlTue, 25 Aug 2009 06:15:00 GMTHow I spent my summer stay-cation by Jana Thompson.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/17/r_2lkokx3cqbubqis2eejztq/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/17/r_2lkokx3cqbubqis2eejztq/index.xmlTue, 18 Aug 2009 06:15:00 GMTI’ll miss John Hughes.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/10/r_ez45o7wspuogbdxexoaw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/08/10/r_ez45o7wspuogbdxexoaw/index.xmlTue, 11 Aug 2009 06:15:00 GMTI’ve managed to stay out of jail.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/27/r_hxilpi_mtigjt47_fwrnjq/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/27/r_hxilpi_mtigjt47_fwrnjq/index.xmlTue, 28 Jul 2009 06:15:00 GMTI love crème brûlée.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/20/r_ggoyhmvnsouo3yvuvvr24w/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/20/r_ggoyhmvnsouo3yvuvvr24w/index.xmlTue, 21 Jul 2009 06:15:00 GMTMonday will be 40 years since America conquered the moon, which from my calculations, is made of moon rocks.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/13/r_qmsa9hfqk2vmbyz7euslq/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/13/r_qmsa9hfqk2vmbyz7euslq/index.xmlTue, 14 Jul 2009 06:15:00 GMTWas there any better currency when you were a kid than having a swimming pool in the backyard?http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/06/r_rfr8y34frrwgthajurmew/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/07/06/r_rfr8y34frrwgthajurmew/index.xmlTue, 07 Jul 2009 06:15:00 GMTSomeone once told me as I guzzled a diet cola, “Those artificial sweeteners’ll kill ya.”http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/06/22/r_akylz4xqamq_0wxjldha/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/06/22/r_akylz4xqamq_0wxjldha/index.xmlTue, 23 Jun 2009 06:15:00 GMTWhen times are tough, we sell our stuff.http://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/06/15/r_p6roma5ntfchoazfbmjfhw/index.xmlhttp://nwherald.com/columnists/columns/2009/06/15/r_p6roma5ntfchoazfbmjfhw/index.xmlTue, 16 Jun 2009 06:15:00 GMT